We recently bought the kiddies one of those ceiling high scratching post things. Mowie has no interest, of course, but that’s ok, she’s a dada’s girl.
Macky and Sunny, however, have been all over it. They go from the desk, to the window sill, and to the 3rd level post — and then back. Very quickly. I haven’t seen anyone on the highest level, though (except for maybe Rebecca). I thought they were too young to venture up there. Rebecca did call it though. As we were setting the post up, she said they’ll be on top of the DVD racks. We shrugged it off thinking we had a few more weeks until they had enough courage to make the trek.
We were wrong. Very, very wrong.
On top of my DVD racks, I have three Disney animation cells on display that Rebecca bought me for Christmas (I love these things). Well, this morning, they were no longer there. Instead, they were on the floor. Scattered, face down, on the floor. Apparently who ever knocked them over doesn’t like Disney. Well, we can certainly scratch Sunny out — he loves Disney. Specifically, he loves the Lion King — he thinks he’s Simba. Also, a few DVDs were pushed out of their racks and onto the floor. I looked at the titles, but unfortunately, they led to no further conclusions.
And you all wonder how a kitten could break his leg.
I put everything away and went on with my day. As I’m online, I hear something — it sounds like nails scratching on plastic. I turn around and look at the scratching post; nothing. I look at the leather chair; nothing. Then, in the corner of my eye, I see this little rat on top of my DVD racks. He was just sitting up there laughing at me. It was Macky. The one with the broken leg. The one that has already lost, count it, two of his lives.
Oh, and I have proof as you can see below. My camera is dying so my flash wasn’t working. The pictures are of bad quality, but you get the idea of the situation.
Macky is being charged with 2 counts of being absolutely crazy. If found guilty, he could be held without MySpace for up to two weeks.



“Hm, what movie do I want to watch?”

“Sunny, what movie do I want to watch?”
“Oh, oh, Nemo! The Nemo movie, Macky!.”
“No Sunny, we watch guns. And blood. And war!”

“Sunny, your choices are The Fast and The Furious, Jaws, or the Rocky series.”
“Nemo!”

“I told you, we don’t watch kid movies!”